Thanksgiving is Whennnn?

Ok, so I"m skyping with my girlfriend Mariel right now and was blown away/ utterly disappointed when she informed me that Thanksgiving is in two weeks, not one. Which meansssss.... 1.) I'm an idiot for not knowing when Thanksgiving is.... and 2.) I have wait 16 days 'til I eat some fire chicken. Dangggg it. Ok, that's all. Just wanted to vent to the world. And publicly own up to my mistake.